I’m not a member of the Twittering class, but I’ll try my best to
pretend. Maybe you’re supposed to use one name all the time, but I
thought I’d adjust them to my mood throughout my last 36 hours of
Yesterday’s fake tweets:
marthairked: 25 people waiting for 49 at beginning of the route.
Unusual. Not a good sign. Left late to avoid this.
marthairked: 2 buses drop off without picking us up. WTF. Sardine-like
when we finally board.
Today’s fake tweets:
marthalivid: WB 66 operator deliberately slowing service. Chats with
fellow operator for 5 minutes. Leaves mothers with babies, 2 elderly
ladies and me out in the cold.
marthalivid: Deploys safety shield. Never makes eye contact.
marthalivid: Waits for lights to turn red. Passes up some stops. Back
door alarm goes off. Doesn’t acknowledge passenger trying 2 alight.
marthalivid: Refuses to get off fat ass to hit reset button. Forces
all passengers to crush thru standees to alight at front door.
marthalivid: Mutter “f**k you” under breath while alighting. Childish
marthalivid: Record operator #, bus #, route, etc. Resume being pen
pal with CTA.
marthasad: CTA no longer BFF. Make mental note to get bike tuned up
and have fender installed.