Our Favorite Sports Flashers
Last night it was reported and seen all over the internet that a “classy” Canucks fan flashed her naked breasts to Ben Eager in the penalty box. Aside from the flashing, the Canucks had a pretty awesome 7-3 victory, with 3 power play goals. Kevin Bieksa also had a Gordie Howe hat trick and Daniel Sedin had two of the three ppgs.
The Canucks drowned the sharks and took a 2-0 series lead, but it was the flashing that made the most headlines.
I hope that women is self reflecting upon her life right now. Some may have viewed it as a nice change from the Green Men, but I personally missed them last night (the green guys not the boobs).
SOOOO let’s take a moment and look at some of our other favorite sports flashers…
Last night it was reported that a naked streake
r ran across the field while the Cubs and Marlins were playing. Must’ve been good luck for the Cubs because they took home a 7-5 victory.
Janet Jackson is another favorite. She ruined a family friendly event, known as Super Bowl XXXVIII by letting her nip (and entire boob) slip during a half time performance with Justin Timberlake.
Also, a streaker made headlines last season at a Philadelphia Phillies game when he ran across the field, naked. He then got tackled
by a bunch of security guards.
Last but not least, Pee Wee Herman. I know this isn’t really sports related but the lack of dignity between the Canucks’s flasher and Pee Wee Herman is identical. Pee Wee’s flashing ruined my childhood memories of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure and replaces it with utter fear. I feel sorry for the people he flashed his parts to in a porn theater nearly 20 years ago.
Anyone else have some favorite Sports flashers? Or still have nightmares about Pee Wee?