Chicago-Style "Sexy" Halloween Costumes

Friday’s Halloween, and you’re probably in a mad scramble to find that perfect “sexy but clever” costume.  One that says to the 45 degree forecast, “Weather, be damned.  I WILL wear fishnet “tights” that are probably made out of dental floss, no coat and four-inch stilettos that look like they belong in the Polekatz dressing room.”  While searching for that look that’s “just right”, you’ve probably become so overwhelmed by the sheer number of sexy cat, nurse, maid, pizza, cop, and Sonic the Hedgehog costumes, that you didn’t even stop to think that the perfect inspiration for your sexy ensemble lies in the city around you!  Chicago is chock full of sslassy (slightly slutty classy) inspiration; you just need to know where to look.  Perhaps one of the following ideas will tickle your fancy and flare your sslassy flame.  You can thank me on All Saint’s Day, when you’re high-fiving your new piece that you met on the dance floor of McFadden’s.

By now, you’re probably having trouble deciding WHICH sexy Chicago costume you’re going to don on Friday.  I wish you the best of luck in your decision.  Stay safe, and have fun.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to work on my costume:  The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

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