SCENE White moms browsing lighting fixtures at Restoration Hardware
Olivia’s going to USC next year!
LORI’S MOM FRIEND KIRSTEN
Oh my, congratulations, Lori! That is wonderful news. You and your husband must be so proud.
Thanks, Kirsten. We are thrilled. We all worked so hard for this.
SCENE Asian moms squeezing fruit in the produce aisle at 99 Ranch
Henry is going to Yale. Is Ed going to be joining his brother at MIT next year?
[coughs, turns away]
Oh. USC’s good! It is! Oh don’t be so hard on yourself. We know Ed had a tough junior year, coma for 9 months after the car accident. We are happy he is back and healthy again.
The school wouldn’t even let him try to take the AP Calc test after he woke up! Said he didn’t have enough instruction time. He would have passed.
Aiyaaaa don’t think about it. USC’s good. They have a really great film school.
HENRY’S MOM AND ED’S MOM
[throw their heads back in hysterical laughter]
[tears of laughter in her eyes]
Oh I’m so sorry, I don’t know what I was saying. On autopilot for a sec, just talked to Lori about USC this morning. Anyway. Ed can transfer in two years.
Note: with no specific offense to USC. Replace USC with any school other than Harvard.
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