Has anyone asked how the poor DRESS feels about all this?

Judged, objectified, everyone eyeing its color and curves and asserting an opinion. It’s like we’ve been set back 50 years in our cultural progressive initiatives. And I’m sure the dress didn’t even ask for all this attention! All this dress wants to do is to hang somewhere, not be ogled and leered at. It just wants to be!

Let’s focus on what matters, people. Let’s focus on what this dress is from the inside and out.


And that is — particularly when paired with a goofball matching bolero jacket: hideous.

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Tags: dressgate, reviews, style

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