Archive for June 2013

Men's Height Re-Scaling Hypothesis and...Why Women Can't Parallel Park

After 30+ years of extensive data gathering, I’m comfortable asserting that guys are about as insecure about their height as women are about their weight. I know because Skee-lo told me. Short men, in particular, truly have a tough time when it comes to dating and reaching things on top shelves. I can empathize to... Read more »

Realistic Company Slogans

All submissions below (with slight formatting edits) are from a superb Ask.Reddit thread, “If companies had realistic slogans what would they be?”   Adobe: an update is available. Java: Hey bro, update me. Bro. Bro! Just fucking with you, everything’s up to date. AOL: Still here Apple: Fuck Corners Dasani: Italian for “Coke just sold... Read more »
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