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School Is Out, And Doesn't That Just Suck For Mom and Dad?

As always in this town we’ve moved right from the polar vortex winter straight to summer. Fuck you very much spring for gracing us with your wintry mid-March, 30-degree April and snowy May. Yes we woke one Monday morning in May to see snow defecating on us. It’s early June, and we’re at the doorstep... Read more »

Kids Are Not Good Helpers

I love him, but my five-year-old son is not a good helper. It’s not for a lack of trying. Quite the opposite. He hyper-helps–bless his little heart–but his efforts only create chaos and defeat the purpose of his intent to help in the first place. It’s like being a smothering parent. You suffocate your kids... Read more »
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    I am a vitamin D-deficient former Floridian--who, despite the spring...er...extended winter--loves Chicago. I contradicted convention (and common sense) by moving FROM the beach to the Midwest, but Lou Malnati's and any Italian beef sandwich reinforce that I made the right decision. I also got a wife and two sons out of it, and I would do anything for my family, except miss a Miami Hurricanes football game. This is my take on fatherhood. You can contact me at david.telisman@gmail.com. Thank you for reading!

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