The egg said to the sperm: “What are you doing?” The sperm said: “I was writing my memoirs. Remember the first time we met?” “Never did.” “Never mind.”
The egg said: “Do you like chocolate?” The sperm said: “I have one life to live for my country and you sit eating bonbons.” The egg said: “I have needs.” And the sperm said: “Where do they go?”
And the egg said: “She looks nice, you might want to meet her.” And the sperm says: “Nah she’s not my type, she looks easy.” And the egg says: “No, I know her she’s a pain in the ass.”
Some of us are in love with our best friends. Some of us are best friends with our lovers. Sometimes we forget to be best friends and sometimes we forget to love our lovers.
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