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Eight NBA Owners Trying to Outbid Each Other for African 'Power Forward' Requesting $50.000.000 USD As Immediate Deposit

Eight NBA Owners Trying to Outbid Each Other for African 'Power Forward' Requesting $50.000.000 USD As Immediate Deposit
Contracts throughout the National Basketball Association are out of control once again. While potential signings of Omer Asik and Jeremy Lin continue to boggle most NBA scribes…figures even more absurd abound.  The biggest heist may involve a Sudanese power forward that nobody has seen. “We’re imagining a 6’11” power forward with great upside.  He sounds lanky…but... Read more »

Cubs History Studies Continue Until Saturday; My Top Five Bulls Moments

Some of you might now, and some of you may not…but I’m going to be a contestant on The Batter’s Box on Comcast SportsNet.  This will entail studying mad amounts of Cubs history. While I’ve been going over it for two weeks, the last two days have been FULL THROTTLE.  Taping is in 15 hours,... Read more »

Dude, Where's My Big Man? (Or, What the Hell Happened to Big Men in the NBA)

Dude, Where's My Big Man? (Or, What the Hell Happened to Big Men in the NBA)
Every year when the NBA Draft lottery comes around we see the same footage. A sweating Dave DeBusschere, with the hopes of an entire city on his shoulders, looks like he might pass out at any second.  He’s affiliated with the New York Knicks…and he knows what’s at stake. The winner of the jackpot would get guaranteed... Read more »
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Linsanity Pun Exhaustion Meets Chicago Tough Pun Exhaustion

Linsanity Pun Exhaustion Meets Chicago Tough Pun Exhaustion
Sick of all the Linsanity puns about the new start point guard of the New York Knics?  Too bad!  We here at Chicago Tough are going to take it to the next level…CHICAGO TOUGH PUNS!   What could be some future spin-offs of Chicago Tough? stLight.options({ publisher:'18355ba4-a04c-4a33-a76f-847aadfc0f80', onhover:false }); Click Here for PollOnline SurveyConjoint Analysis |... Read more »

Asian-American Parents on High Alert; Knicks' Jeremy Lin Convincing Kids to Play Basketball, Screw Doctorate

Asian-American Parents on High Alert; Knicks' Jeremy Lin Convincing Kids to Play Basketball, Screw Doctorate
NEW YORK – An emergency meeting was held on the campus of St. John’s University late last night.  Hundreds of frightened Asian-American parents from various boroughs crammed into a small classroom to voice a new concern:  Asian-American children thinking of basketball fame instead of a livelihood in the medical field or technology. “My family worked... Read more »

Chicago Tough's Top 10 Bulls Playoff Victories (1988-1993 edition)

Chicago Tough's Top 10 Bulls Playoff Victories (1988-1993 edition)
Some readers here are old enough to remember the Bulls’ first ever playoff series win over the Detroit Pistons in 1974. Others didn’t get introduced to the team until the championship years. Even more didn’t come along until well after the championships. I’m stuck somewhere in the middle.  My first year remembering an entire Bulls season front to... Read more »
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LeBron signs armistice at 11th minute of 11th hour

LeBron signs armistice at 11th minute of 11th hour
GERMANY- LeBron James will not be remembered for signing his free agent papers at 12 a.m. Eastern time tonight. However, he will be remembered for signing an armistice ending all military action on Europe’s western front…albeit, in a time machine.  After millions of deaths between American, French, British, German and various european troops, the war has finally... Read more »