Tag: Corey Crawford

Corey Crawford Seriously Can't Believe it's not F----n Butter

Corey Crawford Seriously Can't Believe it's not F----n Butter
CHICAGO – Chicago Blackhawks goaltender Corey Crawford took time from his busy post-cup schedule to enjoy a big breakfast on Sunday morning. What he would discover during this breakfast would change his life forever. Upon taking his first bite of toast, Crawford noticed a label on his container. “I Can’t Believe it’s not Butter?! Bullshit.... Read more »

Large Man in 300 Level Can't Wait to Complain About Corey Crawford in Game 2

Large Man in 300 Level Can't Wait to Complain About Corey Crawford in Game 2
CHICAGO – “You can thanks da good man upstairs for dat win,” said Chicago Blackhawks season ticket holder Al Aviloni of Stone Park.  “If it weren’t for dat stupid Crawford in net, we wudda haddis ting back in reggelation!” Corey Crawford, the Blackhawks goaltender, stopped 26 of 27 shots to help the Blackhawks defeat the Minnesota... Read more »