James Johnson facts

This was sheer awesomeness for me to read, so I figured I’d pass on the link to those who hadn’t seen it.   Some of my personal favorites that I hadn’t seen before:

James Johnson wasn’t born. He just decided to live.

James Johnson has counted to infinity. Twice.

James Johnson was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

James Johnson believes it’s not butter.

James Johnson secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

James Johnson can divide by zero.

The earth rotates from West to East becasue that is the direction James Johnson likes to run on his morning jog.

James Johnson doesnt have DVR. The TV knows when to stop.

James Johnson lost his virginity before his father.

The NBA MVP award has had the name changed to the “James Johnson Award”.

James Johnson beat the sun in a staring contest.

“I don’t always watch basketball, but when I do I prefer to watch James Johnson” – the most interesting man in the world

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