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Five Reasons to Skip Thanksgiving Dinner and Five Usable Excuses

Five Reasons to Skip Thanksgiving Dinner and Five Usable Excuses
Parts of this have been reprinted from previous posts.  You can scroll down to the bottom if you’d like to skip to the advice that will help you gird yourself for the inevitable Thanksgiving Battle Royale: Reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner: 1. Get a 70″ TV at Walmart for $100 2. Crazy cousin Eddie got... Read more »

5 reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner and 5 useable excuses

Reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner: 1.  Get a 60″ TV today at Walmart for just $100 2.  Crazy cousin Eddie got a concealed carry permit 3.  Takes a month to recover from touch football game 4.  Aunt Martha won’t stop bitching about Obamacare 5.  Stuffing – nuff said Useable excuses: 1.    Toilet keeps overflowing,... Read more »