Tag: Melania Trump

Trump Crime Family struggling to stay out of jail

Trump Crime Family struggling to stay out of jail
Trump’s kids are out there (boy, are they out there) on the campaign trail stumping for daddy.  Trump world is nothing if not a family affair. And when I say family, think Soprano, Gambino or Genovese. Trump’s move to the White House was more of a headquarter relocation than anything else.  Tangential family associate, Melania... Read more »
By Bob Abrams,
November 1, 2020 at 8:03 pm • 

"Attorney General" William Barr is the new Michael Cohen

"Attorney General" William Barr is the new Michael Cohen
Note: “Attorney General” appears in quotation marks in the above title because it is a nominal position for Mr. Barr.  He is no more the Attorney General of the United States than I am the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Michael Cohen was Donald Trump’s fixer.  That is an undeniable fact, no matter... Read more »
By Bob Abrams,
June 12, 2019 at 3:36 pm • 

Chain, chain, chain. Chain of fools

Chain, chain, chain. Chain of fools
We are all chained, in one way or another.  We are slaves to the inner workings of our minds and to the circumstances we’ve created in our lives.  For better or worse (mostly worse), we act the way we are wired to act. Only one form of migration however, can be described as “chain.” African... Read more »
By Bob Abrams,
February 14, 2018 at 9:00 am • 
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Brothers and Sisters of the Resistance, Melania Trump is not the Enemy

Brothers and Sisters of the Resistance, Melania Trump is not the Enemy
Melania Trump has drawn the ire of the Liberal universe in a way that is totally disproportionate with anything that you can possibly accuse her of doing. The name calling is shameful and embarrassing. Michelle Obama is one the most beloved first ladies since Jackie Kennedy.  She’s smart, articulate and passionate in her beliefs and... Read more »
By Bob Abrams,
January 7, 2018 at 4:43 pm • 

How to Piss Off Donald Trump

How to Piss Off Donald Trump
Donald Trump was outraged one morning to find that someone had written in pee, “Trump Sucks” in the snow in the Rose Garden. After a full day of investigation, the FBI came to Trump and told them they knew whose pee spelled out that message. They said it was Vice President Mike Pence’s pee. Trump... Read more »
By Bob Abrams,
December 15, 2017 at 10:28 am • 

Donald Trump's Letter of Intent to Melania

Donald Trump's Letter of Intent to Melania
One can only speculate about the state of Donald Trump’s marriage, but if Melania ever kicked his bloated ass out, he would probably write her a letter and have Sean Spicer read it aloud in a press briefing.  Following is that letter, as I imagine it: From the Orifice of the President   Dear my... Read more »
By Bob Abrams,
May 11, 2017 at 8:36 am • 
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Melania Trump is a plagiarist or a liar and that's all there is to it

Melania Trump is a plagiarist or a liar and that's all there is to it
            Melania Trump is a plagiarist or a liar and that’s all there is to it.  Of course, she could be both, but I’d like to give her the benefit of the doubt.  In case you haven’t heard, more than 50 words of Melania Trump’s speech at the Republican National... Read more »
By Bob Abrams,
July 19, 2016 at 7:55 am •