Category: Humor

My doggone doggie turned out to be a Trumpster

My doggone doggie turned out to be a Trumpster
Whether you think it’s irony or poetic justice, it’s true. My little doggie is a Trumpster. Or Trumplican, Trumpanzee or whatever you call them. Bear in mind that we’ve only had this 1-year old little guy for a couple of months and he spent the formative 2-10-month period of his life with a crazy lady.... Read more »

5 reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner and 5 reasonable excuses

5 reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner and 5 reasonable excuses
The following was first posted on 11/22/18.  It was written for a non-COVID, second Trump Thanksgiving, but seems appropriate today.  Have a happy Thanksgiving and please stay safe out there: Thanksgiving can be stressful and this year will be worse.  That I can tell you. Other than sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top, I’m not... Read more »

Death and boozama in the South Pacific

Death and boozama in the South Pacific
Warning: This is a very old joke Derek and Phil were long time sailing buddies, three years into an around the world adventure. Somewhere in the South Pacific a terrible storm destroyed their boat and set them adrift 100 yards offshore of an uncharted island inhabited by a strange group of natives. Derek and Phil... Read more »
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5 reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner and 5 reasonable excuses

5 reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner and 5 reasonable excuses
Parts of this have been reprinted from previous posts.  You can scroll down if you’d like to skip to the advice that will help you survive the inevitable Thanksgiving Battle Royale: Five Reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner: 1. Get a 70″ TV at Walmart for $100 2. Crazy cousin Eddie got a concealed carry permit... Read more »

Sarah Huckabee Sanders says anonymous leak in New York Times could have come from any of Earth's 20 billion people

Sarah Huckabee Sanders says anonymous leak in New York Times could have come from any of Earth's 20 billion people
Responding to questions about the anonymous piece in the Op-Ed section of the New York Times last week, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told the White House press corp that officials were still looking into it. Sanders said that the President informed her that there were 20 billion people on the planet and each of... Read more »

How to Piss Off Donald Trump

How to Piss Off Donald Trump
Donald Trump was outraged one morning to find that someone had written in pee, “Trump Sucks” in the snow in the Rose Garden. After a full day of investigation, the FBI came to Trump and told them they knew whose pee spelled out that message. They said it was Vice President Mike Pence’s pee. Trump... Read more »
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Hugest Crowd in History Attends National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony

Hugest Crowd in History Attends National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
The largest crowd ever seen on Earth attended the National Christmas Tree lighting ceremony yesterday in Washington, DC.  It was absolutely bigly. If the size of the crowd in the featured image (above) is obscured by rows and rows and rows of empty seats, you will need to squint to block those out. You can... Read more »

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Announces New Prerequisites for Appicants

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Announces New Prerequisites for Appicants
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has announced new guidelines for anyone applying for the citizenship test.  Prior to the administration of the test, each applicant will be required to produce proof of having six of the following ten items: 1.  Flannel shirt 2.  Pickup truck 3.  “Duck Dynasty” t-shirt or hat 4.  “Make America Great... Read more »

Donald Trump's Letter of Intent to Melania

Donald Trump's Letter of Intent to Melania
One can only speculate about the state of Donald Trump’s marriage, but if Melania ever kicked his bloated ass out, he would probably write her a letter and have Sean Spicer read it aloud in a press briefing.  Following is that letter, as I imagine it: From the Orifice of the President   Dear my... Read more »
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A Jewish Perspective of the Human Condition

A Jewish Perspective of the Human Condition
This is an old and a-bit-too-long joke that subtly highlights qualities that have enabled Jews to survive into the 21st Century: Wisdom, wit, patience and a finely honed sense of irony. Abe and Sarah had been married for 40 years, but Abe’s tepid performance in the boudoir had been putting Sarah’s boots to sleep. After... Read more »