Category: GOP

Did Robert Mueller sell out his country or were we just victims of his hubris?

Did Robert Mueller sell out his country or were we just victims of his hubris?
Robert Mueller’s perpetual refrain following the release of his highly anticipated report was that the report speaks for itself. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never heard a stack of paper utter a single word. Even if Mueller’s report was somehow imbued with magical powers and could actually speak, no one would have heard... Read more »

360,000 fishermen die every year

360,000 fishermen die every year
If your response to the above headline was No way or Bullshit or Dude, what are you smoking? give yourself a gold star. If it sounds reasonable to you, then you should probably get back to your recorded collection of Jeanine Pirro’s most hysterical rants. Many of us have seen an episode or two of... Read more »

Antifa: Why aren't you a member, Ron Johnson?

Antifa:  Why aren't you a member, Ron Johnson?
In the American President, a 1971 film to which I often refer, President Andrew Shepard defends himself from his political opponent, Senator Bob Rumson, who has castigated him for being a member of the ACLU. Shepard explains in a press briefing that the American Civil Liberties Union “…is an organization whose sole purpose is to... Read more »
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Cookies: A microcosm of the GOP shell game

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines shell game as: FRAUD, especially a swindle involving the substitution of something of little or no value for a valuable item. Unquestionably, Donald Trump is a fraud and his word is of little or no value. Republicans’ words have had very little value for a very long time, but in the... Read more »

The Nazis are coming!: GOP embraces the Fourth Reich

The first part of the above title is a paraphrase of something that never happened. Paul Revere never said, The British are coming, but that’s a story for another day. The Nazis however, are not just coming, they have arrived. Thanks to Donald Trump and the Right’s obsequious and frantic attempts to pander to his... Read more »

Is it true that Biden wants to make this country Socialist?

Is it true that Biden wants to make this country Socialist?
A Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, N.J., emailed me the following last week: Is it true that Biden wants to make this country socialist or is that just republican propaganda? Recalling Mr. Feder from Saturday Night Live’s Roseanne Roseannadanna segments, I didn’t take the question seriously. Turns out, Mr. Feder was dead serious. This... Read more »
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A little ditty 'bout Don & Ted Cruz

A little ditty 'bout Don & Ted Cruz
You know the song.  Sing this next part to the tune of John Mellencamp’s Jack and Dianne. A little ditty ’bout Don & Ted Cruz Two American jerks with no integrity left to lose Don, he’s gonna be a king for life Ted had to admit he’s got an ugly wife. Feel free to hum... Read more »

Wouldn't it be grand if the pee-resident of the White House fought to save American lives as hard as he's fighting to keep a job that he refuses to do?

Wouldn't it be grand if the pee-resident of the White House fought to save American lives as hard as he's fighting to keep a job that he refuses to do?
That’s really all I have to say about that.  Except that it’s criminal that one candidate can receive over SIX MILLION MORE VOTES than the other and his victory still be called into question. What does a person have to do to win in this country?  Trump’s own Department of Homeland Security called this the... Read more »

Trump Crime Family struggling to stay out of jail

Trump Crime Family struggling to stay out of jail
Trump’s kids are out there (boy, are they out there) on the campaign trail stumping for daddy.  Trump world is nothing if not a family affair. And when I say family, think Soprano, Gambino or Genovese. Trump’s move to the White House was more of a headquarter relocation than anything else.  Tangential family associate, Melania... Read more »
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Is it fair for Joe Biden to campaign while Donald Trump recovers from a self-inflicted disease?

Is it fair for Joe Biden to campaign while Donald Trump recovers from a self-inflicted disease?
Republicans are whining (again) that Joe Biden should refrain from campaigning until Little Donnie recovers. Irony doesn’t quite cover it and even the word hypocrisy is too kind by an order of magnitude.  Pure evil is the only term that comes to mind. Fairness is not a Republican virtue.  You would have to jump out a... Read more »