Hillary Clinton can rob a bank every night and steal the collection plate on Sunday

Hillary Clinton can rob a bank every night and steal the collection plate on Sunday

The following was originally posted in August, 2016.  Presidents Day seems like a good time for a quick edit and a look back:

How you process the title of this piece depends upon your predisposition toward Hillary Clinton.

What you may not realize is that much of your resentment for the Clintons has been carefully cultivated by a 30-year assault on them by special interest groups whose only goal is to discredit Democratic initiatives to regulate corporate America.

It’s no coincidence that health care, tobacco and energy lobbyists have unfettered access to GOP legislators.

And to Joe Manchin.

Don’t take my word for it, check the facts yourself.  Just don’t do it on a Fox website.

Hillary Clinton can rob a bank every night and steal the collection plate on Sunday and still be more qualified to be Commander in Chief than Donnie Chump.

Presidents, like doctors should do no harm.  Whatever Hillary Clinton did or didn’t do with her emails, she will not turn the planet into a nuclear wasteland, nor will she rip out the soul of America.

What she did was stupid, not criminal.  Every one of us can admit to at least one stupid act.

Whatever responsibility you think Hillary Clinton has for the incident in Benghazi in 2012, she still has more foreign policy experience than all the Republican primary candidates put together.

Never mind that there were 13 such attacks under President George W. Bush, resulting in 60 deaths and ZERO INVESTIGATIONS.

Let’s not forget that Secretary Clinton respected the requests of Republican investigation after Republican investigation and sat for an 11-hour, pointless grilling without taking Fifth Amendment shelter even once.

Clinton is eminently more qualified to meet with foreign leaders than the GOP candidate who mowed down his competitors with insults and lies.

Donnie’s a great admirer of Vladimir Putin, who probably has some interesting photos of the Chump.

According to Donnie, he bonded with Putin when they were on 60 Minutes together, despite the FACT that their segments were filmed at different times and in different countries.

Donnie also admires Kim Jung-Un, Saddam Hussein and Benito Mussolini and Adolph Hitler.

What can you say about a man whose role models include some of the worst tyrants and mass murderers in history?

It’s not surprising that Chump’s campaign manager, Paul Manafort is a man who makes his living cleaning up the images of brutal dictators. 

This election is not about politics or policy.  Donnie Chump has neither.

Golda Meir once said, We will only have peace with the Arabs when they love their children more than they hate us.

In this election, you need to love your children more than you hate the Clintons.

If you have a fatal case of Trumpism, you’re probably thinking that there will be no Madam President.

With that in mind, you should contemplate an appropriate title for your guy.

Do you prefer Fuhrer or Supreme Leader?

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