5 reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner and 5 useable excuses

Reasons to skip Thanksgiving dinner:

1.  Get a 60″ TV today at Walmart for just $100

2.  Crazy cousin Eddie got a concealed carry permit

3.  Takes a month to recover from touch football game

4.  Aunt Martha won’t stop bitching about Obamacare

5.  Stuffing – nuff said

Useable excuses:

1.    Toilet keeps overflowing, have to wait for plumber

2.  Volunteer border patrol duty today

3.  Car stolen

4.  Dog/cat keeps vomiting/has diarrhea

5.   Being quarantined for Ebola

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