Tag: Sara Ranstead

The Only Parent's Mid-Life Crisis

The Only Parent's Mid-Life Crisis
In life we all go through our ups and downs. I have been feeling a wee bit out of sorts these last few months on which direction to take in my life. I tried something last fall that blew up in my face. I am proud that I tried but the aftermath sucks. So, here... Read more »
By Sara R,
June 20, 2013 at 10:34 am • 

Living With Abuse.....You Do Not Have to Take It!

Living With Abuse.....You Do Not Have to Take It!
Normally here at Chi-town Mommy Mayhem we write about things that are humorous and light hearted. As you know, I write from the point of view of a single parent to a rambunctious toddler. However, I need to be more specific about why I’m a single mom. My relationship with my daughters’ father didn’t end as a... Read more »
By Sara R,
April 1, 2013 at 2:45 pm • 

My Toddler Did What?

My Toddler Did What?
Has your child ever done something where you look at him/her and think to yourself, “What did I do to deserve this?”  “Where did I go wrong?” ” Who’s fucking kid is this???” Well, I have! My darling angel has done something that has made me speechless again. As we all know being a mom... Read more »
By Sara R,
March 14, 2013 at 7:38 pm • 
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Boob Check

Boob Check
I wear glasses.  Lately, my vision has gotten worse, so I made an appointment with the eye doctor. He informed me that my eyesight has changed significantly  His analysis was based on my current prescription. I now need bifocals… great.  Bifocals at 41 years old. Really? Are you F-ing kidding me?  I could tell there was... Read more »
By Sara R,
February 24, 2013 at 12:16 pm • 

Idiot Drivers

Idiot Drivers
I have no idea how some people have a driver’s license. Lately, I have seen an increase in how horrible people actually drive. I know, this phenomenon is not new but it still amazes me. Sadly, it isn’t just regular Joe people,  it is the police too. Yesterday I witnessed a cop ride a person’s ass for... Read more »
By Sara R,
February 18, 2013 at 7:37 pm • 

Vacation for Two?

Vacation for Two?
To vacation or not to vacation with a toddler. That is my question for the day. I am in desperate need to recharge my batteries. I have hit a few bumps as of late and really could use an escape. The problem is I wouldn’t really get a break if I go on vacation with... Read more »
By Sara R,
February 7, 2013 at 2:40 pm • 
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To The Mom to Be....

To The Mom to Be....
I usually share my adventures about being a single mom with a toddler but I have decided to give all the “moms to be” a dose of reality. This is stuff your friends, family, spouses,and significant others may not tell you. And you need to hear it! Dear Mom to Be: First, eating for two... Read more »
By Sara R,
February 4, 2013 at 12:57 pm • 

Petty Theft

Petty Theft
As we all know,  toddlers are extremely curious about their surroundings. They are absorbing everything through all of their senses. My little nugget likes to touch things and than look at them..with her hands. Unfortunately, everything goes in her pockets. I have to check her pants and coat pockets before I do laundry. Isn’t this... Read more »
By Sara R,
January 30, 2013 at 9:05 pm • 

Brain Fog-Mommy Brain Strikes Again!

Brain Fog-Mommy Brain Strikes Again!
I think I am losing my mind. I am blaming all of this on my toddler. Some may think this is cruel, it is not. It is accurate. I can’t remember half the shit I am suppose to do. I even write it down or put it my calendar and I still manage to forget.... Read more »
By Sara R,
January 28, 2013 at 6:00 am • 
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The Joy of Aging-"Older Moms" and Toddlers

The Joy of Aging-"Older Moms" and Toddlers
Have you ever been somewhere and someone mistakes your status in life? I had my daughter at the doctor’s for a wellness check and the nurse said to me “Hi grandma, is mom coming today?”.  I gave her the evil eye and informed her I was mom. She looked at me like I was lying. ... Read more »
By Sara R,
January 22, 2013 at 10:52 am •