How to potty train a toddler in 5 easy steps

How to potty train a toddler in 5 easy steps

Are you getting ready to potty train your toddler? Have you been struggling for months to get your little one to comply? Are you looking for the next self help book? The best internet advice out there? The quickest way to get your little one out of diapers and into big boy/girl pants?

Well, I got you.

Here is my fool proof way to potty train your toddler in 5 easy steps?

1) Buy a bottle of your favorite wine.

2) Open wine.

3) Pour wine.

4) Drink wine.

5) Repeat.

Because moms and dads, you’re gonna need that shit if you’re going to survive.

You can thank me later.

 

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