Jabari Parker Is Coming Home

Jabari Parker Is Coming Home
Same city. Same high school. Same injury. Hopefully, different story. Former Chicago Bull and NBA MVP Derrick Rose came home to the Windy City following his prestigious career at Simeon high school after just one season away at  Memphis. He lasted 8 seasons before multiple ACL injuries, arrogance, Reggie Rose, and eventually, a lack of... Read more »

Kings Put Bulls In Checkmate With LaVine Contract

Kings Put Bulls In Checkmate With LaVine Contract
I was dumb. Some may take it easier on me and say I was being optimistic; gullible perhaps. However, when you get down to it, I was just plain dumb. I knew better.  I should have known what happened would happen, but a part of me wanted to believe it wouldn’t. A part of me... Read more »

The Bulls Are A Middle School Dance

The Bulls Are A Middle School Dance
The Lakers signed LeBron James. Boogie Cousins signed with the Warriors. Paul George shocked the world and resigned with the Thunder. DeAndre Jordan took his talents to Dallas. The Lakers signed Lance Stephenson and Rajon Rondo (what the hell?). Trevor Ariza left Houston for Phoenix. BOOGIE COUSINS SIGNED WITH WARRIORS (I still can’t comprehend this).... Read more »
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What Will The Bulls Do On Their Summer Break?

What Will The Bulls Do On Their Summer Break?
With the selection of Wendell Carter Jr. last week, the Chicago Bulls kicked off their summer by added the perfect complement to our Finnish Prince, Lauri Markkanen (first time I didn’t have to double-check with Google on that spelling. Things are getting serious between us). Carter Jr. will anchor the middle of our defense and... Read more »

2018 NBA Draft Live Journal: My Personal Account Of This Year's Draft

2018 NBA Draft Live Journal: My Personal Account Of This Year's Draft
I have watched the NBA Draft from start to finish since I was eleven years old. It is the best amateur draft in the world. Nothing comes close. When I have a son, we will sit down and watch it together from start to finish. When I have a grandson, I will watch it with... Read more »

Is Wendell Carter Jr. Our Ideal Selection At Seven?

Is Wendell Carter Jr. Our Ideal Selection At Seven?
I have a confession; I watched a lot of Duke basketball this past season. Yes, I still feel dirty about it and yes, this may be a sin Mother Theresa herself wouldn’t have forgiven me for. I get it; I am a monster. Like most reasonable people, I was programmed from an early age to... Read more »
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Kevin Toliver II Destined to Overthrow Prince

Kevin Toliver II Destined to Overthrow Prince
It has been quite some time since I considered the Chicago Bears secondary to be anything but a massive, unorganized, slow-moving, Conte-infected dumpster fire, but heading into training camp this summer, I feel pretty great about who we have on the depth chart. Kyle Fuller finally decided to play like a 1st-round pick (strangely, it... Read more »

The Chicago Bulls Need Sister Jean

The Chicago Bulls Need Sister Jean
Dear Sister Jean, I hope you have been well since we all last saw you at the end of Loyola’s improbable run to the Final Four. You inspired a team that no one outside of Chicago had heard of to reach a place that they hadn’t been since you were in your early 40s!  Now... Read more »

The Chicago Bears Had a Great Draft and I Am Rattled

The Chicago Bears Had a Great Draft and I Am Rattled
The Chicago Bears selected seven new players last weekend during the 2018 NFL Draft and I loved every pick. I can’t believe that sentence was written by a sober party.To my knowledge, I am not high on drugs, but perhaps there is fresh paint in the hallway of my apartment building; maybe I am experiencing... Read more »
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2018 Chicago Bears Full Mock Draft

2018 Chicago Bears Full Mock Draft
The NFL draft is finally here. Months and months of staring at Mel Kiper’s giant forehead on television are almost over. By now, every draft prospect has been dissected down to the point that we know whether they prefer frosted flakes or cocoa puffs (cocoa puffs are a red flag!) for breakfast. We can’t analyze... Read more »