Food Fight

Oprah Is Fab

In 1969, The Beatles shut down London. It was their last appearance. In 2009, Oprah shut down Chicago. Is this her last appearance?

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God forbid.

Life is less fun without The Beatles. They told us "All You Need Is Love." They told us "Love Is All You Need." They ushered in an era of bad hair.
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Speaking of bad hair, Oprah took it to a whole new level. She didn't just let it be.

Think about everything Oprah has accomplished, in spite of the odds. But don't go to the obvious hardships. Don't think about the black thing. Don't think about the woman thing. 

Here's the thing: hair & weight. Real struggles! 

My brother has struggled his entire life with a JewFro. I've struggled endlessly with weight. Up, down. Up, down. Up...

Like a fat yo-yo.
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A Day of Health-Eating for Me & Oprah

BREAKFAST
6-Veggie Egg White Frittata
sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese

LUNCH
Seared Ahi Tuna & Avocado Salad
over Baby Greens with Soy Sesame Vinaigrette

DINNER
Kosher All Natural Chicken Scallopini
over 6-Veggie Brown Rice Pilaf

DESSERT

Angel Food Cake with Strawberries

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The Magical Mystery Tour is Coming to Take You Away...

Actually, it wasn't magical. In fact, it wasn't mysterious. What's more, it didn't take anyone anywhere. You do have to admit, though, it was fun to sing along.

Which is what Oprah is doing. But it wasn't 20 years ago. In fact, it was TODAY...Oprah Winfrey taught the band to play.

So get out there, Chicago. Get out there now. Get out there and sing.

There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy
All you need is love, All you need is love, All you need is love, LOVE...
Love is all you need

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shirley stone said:

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Greg

Your writing is hysterical, it always makes me laugh. Joey is also a very funny guy. You are now the green helmet guy. Loved your show on the food network, You know how to entertain. The follow up radio show on WCPT was excellent. We'll continue to follow your career.

Shirley

Greg Morelli said:

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"Career!" I like the sound of that. Thanks, Shirley.

vinvegas said:

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Ann Libovitz is a lesbian in bankruptcy. http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/09/08/afternoon-roundup-annie-leibovitz-to-lose-lifes-work-lord-of-the-rings-lawsuit-settled/

Oprah is a lesbian who is still in the closet, despite the success of Ellen. And you might shed the weight if you let the parmesan cheese, the avocados, and the cake and strawberries out of your diet.

The Beatles would still be playing their last shows, over and over, if Yoko married David Gilmore. Obama could reach across the isle if the repubican party was jailed for crimes against humanity.

Sometimes you need more than love.

Greg Morelli said:

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Obama needs chutzpah for health care. Oprah needs support to come out of the closet. Ann needs a bailout, too bad America only bails out crooks.

Yes, sometimes you need more than love. Sometimes the only way you can get by is with a little help from your friends.

rainbow said:

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america only bails out crooks....
hmmm which is more important....
bill clinton´s sex life,
or international war crimes????

yeah america only bails out crooks

Joey Morelli said:

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Lovely poem, Rainbow.

rainbow said:

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that´s the best picture i´ve ever seen of oprah

Joey Morelli said:

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I think Oprah is a hottie. But I've always had a thing for creative, ambitious women.

rainbow said:

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haha......
i think greg´s jew fro is under control...

Joey Morelli said:

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Sorry, but you can't put the words "under control" anywhere near the word "JewFro."

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