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Helpful tip for victims & witnesses of violent crime

If you're a victim of, or witness to, a violent crime, and you're being interviewed by an Assistant State's Attorney, here's a thought:

Try to minimize the number of times you work the phrase "woo woo woo" into your official statement. Excessive use of "woo woo woo" might hurt your credibility, and ultimately result in the gang member who stabbed your baby daddy not getting charged with the felony. I'm just saying.

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fitty1 said:

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woo woo woo is the ghetto version of yada yada yada.

Jackie Tithof Steere said:

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I didn't realize you were back to writing. Glad you are!

Skylers Dad said:

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I look forward to your take on the run together phrase "knowwadimean?"

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