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The 2010 Chicago Bears Will Be Entertaining To Watch

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Alex Quigley

Former rock DJ, currently a multipurpose Chicago media guy.

(This column originally ran in the Chicago RedEye August 31st, 2010.)

After watching three preseason games, I can confidently predict the Chicago Bears are going to surprise a lot of fans. The general consensus of doom and gloom is far too pessimistic for August. Come on, people, it's only the preseason! I think these Chicago Bears will give Chicago sports fans plenty to look forward to in 2010.

For example: I cannot wait to see Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook patrol the defensive backfield for the Chicago Bears. No. 2 and No. 7 popping a tight end on a curl route--pow! Jonathan Toews hooking up with Patrick Sharp on a deep fly route? Hells yeah! Marty Turco sitting there like a rock on the D-line. Kaner booting a 57-yard field goal. Coach Q firing up the players on the sideline! These Bears sure are going to be entertaining to watch.

And then later on in the Bears' season, we'll get to watch Derrick Rose under center, dropping back and dropping bombs to new Bears free agents Carlos Boozer and Kyle Korver. Plus we'll have longtime Bears fan favorite Joakim Noah harassing the Packers and Vikings come November. Hot damn, these Bears are gonna kick ass.

While the weather's still nice we might get lucky enough to see newly divorced Chicago Bear Tiger Woods get into a game or two, to spell fellow Chicago Bears running back Phil Mickelson. Two of the greatest Chicago Bears of all time, and they both play for the Chicago Bears right now! Our cup truly runneth over.

Of course, only one team gets to win the Super Bowl while 31 NFL fan bases are disappointed by year's end. But have no fear, fellow Bears fans: our defense led by Chicago Bears players A.J. Hawk and Charles Woodson will crush all rivals in the NFC, and Chicago Bears quarterback Aaron Rodgers will put on a scintillating show in Super Bowl XLV to bring home yet another Lombardi trophy for the Chicago Bears.

Truly, friends, we are living in a golden era for all that is Beardom.

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P.S.: We're effing screwed.

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