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Breast milk lollipops– so real I thought I was sucking on my mom's boobies

Holy crap, have you seen these things?! Breast milk lollipops. I shit you not. Breast milk! Who the hell needs good ole sour apple when you can have breast milk flavor, right? Wrong. Like really really wrong. But apparently this company in Austin, Texas thinks there’s a need for this. I mean I have nothing against... Read more »

By Karen Alpert,
June 10, 2013 at 7:01 am • 

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