Tag: SAHM

What I’m gonna do the millisecond my kids go back to school

1. I’m going to shed a tear. A tear of joy. Thank God a little salt never ruined a glass of champagne. 2. I’m going to sit down on my couch and stare off into space in complete silence for at least fifteen minutes. Nahhh, not because I have a shitload of time and nothing... Read more »

How to be the perfect housewife without doing much at all

How to be the perfect housewife without doing much at all
Holy crap, have you ever seen this shit? How to be a good housewife in the 1950’s. Cracks my ass up every time. Well, part of it cracks me up and part of it makes me cry inside for these poor mommies who were expected to be perfect and make crap like Jell-O molds and... Read more »

Men can't have it all either

Dear Hubby, I suck. No, unfortunately not like that anymore. Well, sometimes, but not often enough. But seriously sometimes I think I’m a terrible wife. Like I hate myself for dumping the kids on you the minute you walk in the door. I mean you’ve been working your ass off all day to put food... Read more »
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