Welcome to my blog and thanks for having even the teeniest bit of interest in who I am, or for accidentally clicking on the about section. Besides being the ridiculously hairy, self-deprecating writer of this blog, I’m a decent wife, a so-so mommy and a New York Times bestselling author, at least until the NYT tells me it was a typo. Please check out my book I Heart My Little A-Holes. And if you want to reach me, you can call me at, nahhh, just kidding. I'm not that stupid. But seriously, feel free to send me a message on twitter @BabySideburns. Thank you!