Happy Vajaynus Day!!!!

Here’s the thing, birthdays are bullshit. I mean hellllllo, a baby doesn’t do jack shit when he’s born and we’re supposed to celebrate him for it? Can we just consider for a moment  who did all the work that day? His mom. Yeah, the one who pushed and grunted and was tortured and bared her whole F’ing vajayjay to a roomful of strangers. And yet every 365 days people are gonna give that lazy BABY a bunch of cards and presents. Total bullcrap. So kiddos, here you go. I made a bunch of kickass cards you can give your mom on YOUR birthday because if you think about it, SHE’S the one who deserves to be celebrated that day.

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