So if you’re on this page, you probably know that my book is being rereleased by HarperCollins April 8. Or you don’t know because you’ve been trying to ignore me every time I annoy you about this shit. Can’t say I blame you. Anyways, I’ll cut to the chase. Here is an chapter from my book. You can scroll down in the picture to read it (in case you’re brainless like me and couldn’t figure that out, like seriously I called the nice woman at HarperCollins and was like it’s broken, and she kindly told me to scroll down and I was like duhhh, yeah, I was just kidding). So here goes. Read it and weep. Hopefully from laughter and not because it sucks really bad.
Now here’s the awesome part about this book. It’s gonna be this kickass hardcover and RIGHT NOW it has like a crazy low price so PRE-ORDER this shit now before the price gets all jacked up. And by shit I mean brilliant piece of literature. Well, not brilliant, but kinda sorta smart. Anyways, you can pre-order it at places like Amazon, Barnes & Noble, BooksAMillion, and IndieBound. Moo-chose-grassy-asssssss!!!!