Archive for August 2013
Uhhh YEAH I'd rather be a man. For like a million reasons
So here’s a deep dark secret I’ve never shared before. I wish I were a man. Wait, hmmm, that didn’t come out right. I don’t mean in a transgender kinda way, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Alls I’m saying is that I think being a man would be soooo much better than being a... Read more »
I love summer. Wait no, correction, I LOVED summer and now I F'ing hate its guts
Okay, so I know come January I’m going to be bitching and moaning about the fact that it’s so F’ing cold my nipples just fell off on my walk through the Tarjay parking lot, but here’s the thing, I am SO ready for summer to be over. No, that is not a typo. I’m sick... Read more »
Hot damn, Disney princesses, you look smokin'
As if there aren’t enough naked Barbie dolls lying around my house making me feel like shit about my jiggly thighs, I have to stumble upon this beauty on the internet. Ahhh yes, this is exactly what I needed to see. Nine Disney princesses and how awesome they look in bathing suits. I don’t know... Read more »
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The Windi-- just whistle while you toot, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Agggghhhhh! Have you seen this?!!! So I know a lot of you got pissed at me for dissing the Nosefrida snotsucker and I might get ripped a new one for making fun of this, but if we can’t laugh at a product like this then WTH can we laugh at? So here goes. This is... Read more »
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