Archive for September 2012

Kerri Walsh was preggers?! Of course she was.

The other day I found out some pretty amazing breaking news. I found out that Kerri Walsh was pregnant during the Olympics. Kerri F’ing Walsh! This is amazing for so many reasons. Like the fact that I actually heard breaking news when it was breaking. This never happens anymore. I mean just last week I... Read more »

I have a favorite child too

So this morning I read this controversial blog a daddy wrote readily admitting that he has a favorite child. What?! A favorite child? How dare he! We’re supposed to love all of our children equally. But then I thought about it, and you know what, he’s right. I do love one child more than the... Read more »

Sofia Vergara and I have a lot in common. For example, we’re both humans.

This is kind of embarrassing and don’t tell anyone but I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Oddly enough, the only time it gives me a problem is when the kids are being extra annoying or when my son has a blowout diaper I don’t want to change. Whenever these things happen, IBS is the perfect excuse... Read more »

According to WebMD I have Verbal Diarrhea and my Daughter's a Schizo

There’s no such thing as a stupid question. Ehhhh. Wrong! There are lots of stupid questions as far as I’m concerned. Like when my husband asks me where the peanut butter is. Duh, it’s right there in the cabinet lying on its side behind the box of pasta because that’s the only place it’ll fit.... Read more »

Oy Vajayjay

I remember the hospital tour like it was yesterday. Six other pregnant women and I shuffled through the maternity ward with our petrified husbands, trying not to think about the fact that within three short months we’d each be lying on a bed just like this one with our ungroomed vajayjays hanging out for all... Read more »