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How To Buy A Girlfriend For $1500 and 300 Sandwiches

How To Buy A Girlfriend For $1500 and 300 Sandwiches
It’s hard out here for a single woman. The thirst is real! While doing some research, my coworkers sent me two links this afternoon about the lengths two singletons are going to in order to find their matches. After which, my coworkers had to subdue me before I threw myself out the windows of our... Read more »

5 reasons you need gal pals

I’ve always been a guy’s girl. In Kindergarten, I played rough with all the boys and I guess that just kinda stuck.  While the three other girls in my small class were afraid of getting dirty, I readily swung myself from the jungle gym in a really aggressive game of tag.  (Side note: I had... Read more »

RUMOR CONFIRMED: I have a boyfriend, ya'll

(sxc.hu) It just goes to show that when you are least expecting it, you find it.  At least, that’s how the Tall, Dark and Handsome (TDH, for short) caught me by surprise.  You may have seen him mentioned previously as Mr. Mystery, but TDH fits him better.  That’s right kids…I am…in a relationship!  Yes, it’s... Read more »

Defining Your Relationship

(sxc.hu) Pop quiz! One answer gets you (NSFD!!) a hot makeout session. The other gets you punched in the face. Don’t have the time to read? Listen to the podcast. You’ve been seeing eachother more regularly.  When you have an event or just want dinner, they’re the first person you call.  When you’re in a... Read more »