Archive for September 2013

Ask Accidentally Sexy: Jealousy Over An Ex

I’m staying in tonight to “write,” which naturally means I have absolutely nothing coming to me. That’s why I decided to open up the floor viaTwitter and Facebook to you guys to see if I could answer any questions.   Pfft, Sean. The most honest answer would be: F*** if I know! It’s good that you can recognize... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 28, 2013 at 10:51 pm • 

Ask Accidentally Sexy: Living with Long Nails

I’m staying in tonight to “write,” which naturally means I have absolutely nothing coming to me. That’s why I decided to open up the floor via Twitter and Facebook to you guys to see if I could answer any questions.   Just like super high heels or painted on skinny jeans, you deal with it. We all make sacrifices... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 28, 2013 at 9:53 pm • 

Ask Accidentally Sexy: Socializing While Wet

I’m staying in tonight to “write,” which naturally means I have absolutely nothing coming to me. That’s why I decided to open up the floor via Twitter and Facebook to you guys to see if I could answer any questions. Here it goes!   Hi Meredith! You’ve got a couple of options: Pretend you are the girl... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 28, 2013 at 9:20 pm • 
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Chef To Leave Four Seasons For Rockit Concept

So, this is huge news. Critically acclaimed Chef Kevin Hickey is leaving Four Seasons for a new concept with Rockit Ranch Productions in the old Dragon Ranch space. Chef Hickey has been with Four Seasons for 18 years and led his team in his native Chicago to a Michelin star and AAA Five Diamond Status.... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 26, 2013 at 4:02 pm • 

How To Buy A Girlfriend For $1500 and 300 Sandwiches

How To Buy A Girlfriend For $1500 and 300 Sandwiches
It’s hard out here for a single woman. The thirst is real! While doing some research, my coworkers sent me two links this afternoon about the lengths two singletons are going to in order to find their matches. After which, my coworkers had to subdue me before I threw myself out the windows of our... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 25, 2013 at 4:19 pm • 

Don't Ask A Single Woman If She's Dating

Don't Ask A Single Woman If She's Dating
Don’t ask a woman with a slightly bulging stomach “When are you due?” Don’t ask a married couple “So when are you going to have kids?” And don’t ask a woman who isn’t wearing a wedding ring “Are you dating anyone?” This is what I hear when someone asks that: “Does anyone think you’re desirable... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 18, 2013 at 4:51 pm • 
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Quick Thought #2: Don't Bake A Cake When You Live Alone

I baked a devil’s food cake this weekend with extra frosting. We’re talking at least an inch of delicious whipped chocolate frosting. I am a single woman who lives in an apartment by myself. It’s a recipe for disaster. My thought process was as follows: 1) It’s a beautiful rainy fall day. I just want... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm • 

Fall Brings Out My Whoremones

Fall brings a few things to get excited about: pumpkin spice lattes, boots, changing leaves and my ovaries going into hyperdrive. Let’s just be honest. My whoremones are RAGING. I’ve been single since May 2012 and I’m finally ready to sign up for one of those boyfriend thingys. I’m really not sure what I’m going... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 14, 2013 at 6:04 pm • 

Awesome Nail Designs At MCA -- And It's Free

Awesome Nail Designs At MCA -- And It's Free
I had my awesome nail designs done by Astrowifey for an exhibit at the Museum of Contemporary Art called Imperial Nails. And let me just tell you that she turned. that. shit. out. The “nail studio” is a sort of performance art piece, called Imperial Nails, within the museum’s Homebodies exhibit from Chicago-based artist Dzine.... Read more »
By AnaFernatt,
September 12, 2013 at 11:29 am • 
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Quick Thought #1: Marriage Proposal

I’d be okay if someone proposed to me with this book by The Oatmeal instead of a ring. I mean, I’d definitely expect a ring to follow very soon. But, at first, I’d be all “Awwwwwww. You get me. Yes, I will marry you, Michael Buble.”
By AnaFernatt,
September 11, 2013 at 11:18 am •