Tag: animal science

Confessions of an Animal Hoarder

Confessions of an Animal Hoarder
Yes, yes, family and friends– I admit it — I am a guilty animal hoarder. I’m one of those filthy, grody unspeakable creatures who scavenges the night for cats to nab up and I rummage through garbage to feed my growing hoard. When I walk among my apartment I come across piles of feces, puddles... Read more »

Identical Sheep + Finals Week

Identical Sheep + Finals Week
This is the last week of my first semester in college. Kill me. I loved it, but finals that are worth 25% of your grade that you worked on all semester? Really stupid. So everything I did is not as important as this one test? The education system is very askew! I just want to learn and... Read more »

Cat!astrophe pt. 1

Cat!astrophe pt. 1
For those who don’t know me all too well, I’m an animal nerd. I know everything there is about certain species, and I’m going to college to further my knowledge on the subject. But sometimes I’m at wits end when it comes to my own animals. Meet Neo the most eccentric chock-full of personality cat... Read more »
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Midterms + Shingles = Hell On Earth

Lets clear up a few things first. I’m 18 years old I’m a freshman in college I’m only taking 13 credits I’ve been to the doctor every week with a new ailment They finally told me I have Shingles The funny thing is, that isn’t even the half of my past month. Not only have... Read more »

Collegiate Sheep Flipping and Cow Tipping

Collegiate Sheep Flipping and Cow Tipping
“Any takers?” my professor asked to a very confused group of students. Of course I was the one to respond with a “yeah lets do it!”. As I jumped into the pen I realized that this is the closest I have ever been to sheep besides the whole petting-zoo-experience. I bet all those farm kids were... Read more »

Trampled By Gay People

“Follow your dreams!” my roommate says every time I say something that correlates with doing anything. I am following my dreams! I am at a huge university in a different state to study Animal Science! Hell yes! But beyond that, I found my people.. gay people that is. Making friends in college has actually been... Read more »
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Goodbye Chicago.. For Now

I’m leaving in less than 12 hours. Sweet home Chicago, I bid you adieu. Its so surreal, leaving my little suburban bubble for the first time and being on my own. I’m gonna be a college kid in less than a week. Thats so crazy! I feel like just yesterday I was a lost pre... Read more »

I'm Only 18

Ever since childhood, I have been really fucking queer. The first time I laid eyes on my stunningly beautiful Kindergarten teacher, Miss Paige, I knew what caught my eye. She had big blue eyes along with shiny locks of flowing brown hair with the bangs cut across. She was perfect, and I was definitely a... Read more »