Momma's an Angel

Momma's an Angel
Every child born to an amazing mother always says this, my mom is the best mom in the world. But I can honestly say, I wouldn’t be where I am without her. I mean she did have to push me out of her lady bits, feed me, potty train me, and sculpt me into the... Read more »

Worth the Weight

Worth the Weight
Who knew that it would take me until my freshman year of college to finally hit the big triple digit number.. 100 pounds! Now before you get judgey about my new weight, you need to know some background. My Early High School Years:   Unfortunately every story with a good ending starts with a bad... Read more »

True Love: A Tribute

True Love: A Tribute
The first time Crystal spoke of him it was late at night, around ten o’ clock. The daylight was growing shorter and the air became more frigid. We were sitting in that old Honda Odyssey of her’s that smelt like goldfish, crayons, love and memories. That night was the first time in a long time... Read more »
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Splish Splash iPhone Bath

Splish Splash iPhone Bath
I am an 18 year old klutz. I was walking on campus today all happy because I got all my stuff done for the day. So I decided to walk to the Memorial Union to just peruse. But since I was out all day, the sudden rush to pee hit me. Oh fate, oh fate,... Read more »

Identical Sheep + Finals Week

Identical Sheep + Finals Week
This is the last week of my first semester in college. Kill me. I loved it, but finals that are worth 25% of your grade that you worked on all semester? Really stupid. So everything I did is not as important as this one test? The education system is very askew! I just want to learn and... Read more »

Cat!astrophe pt. 1

Cat!astrophe pt. 1
For those who don’t know me all too well, I’m an animal nerd. I know everything there is about certain species, and I’m going to college to further my knowledge on the subject. But sometimes I’m at wits end when it comes to my own animals. Meet Neo the most eccentric chock-full of personality cat... Read more »
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It's Gonna be a Queer Thanksgiving

It's Gonna be a Queer Thanksgiving
Who else has a big, crazy, messy, ridiculous family? This Thanksgiving will be anything but usual. I love my family, don’t get me wrong, they mean the world to me… BUT YOU ALL DRIVE ME CRAZY. I am so tired of the constant back-stabbing, hatred, awful and hurtful words, and bad mouthing your own family.... Read more »

Midterms + Shingles = Hell On Earth

Lets clear up a few things first. I’m 18 years old I’m a freshman in college I’m only taking 13 credits I’ve been to the doctor every week with a new ailment They finally told me I have Shingles The funny thing is, that isn’t even the half of my past month. Not only have... Read more »

Collegiate Sheep Flipping and Cow Tipping

Collegiate Sheep Flipping and Cow Tipping
“Any takers?” my professor asked to a very confused group of students. Of course I was the one to respond with a “yeah lets do it!”. As I jumped into the pen I realized that this is the closest I have ever been to sheep besides the whole petting-zoo-experience. I bet all those farm kids were... Read more »
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Trampled By Gay People

“Follow your dreams!” my roommate says every time I say something that correlates with doing anything. I am following my dreams! I am at a huge university in a different state to study Animal Science! Hell yes! But beyond that, I found my people.. gay people that is. Making friends in college has actually been... Read more »