Posts in category "Satire"

Robin Ventura - Managerial Final Exam

Robin Ventura - Managerial Final Exam
At an ungodly early morning hour, Robin Ventura sat alone in an unlit room.  The darkness was impenetrable, but from what he could discern, the cold chair he was seated in was the cheap, flimsy plastic-type normally reserved for hot, drunken backyard barbecue parties.  There was a crack in the base of it that stirred... Read more »

This is why we don't have meetings

This is why we don't have meetings
This past Tuesday and Wednesday, the Chicago White Sox held organizational meetings for the first time since 2007.  Why they waited so long is a matter for debate. Tuesday, November 8th, 8:00 AM (Scottsdale, AZ) Kenny Williams: First of all, let’s all thank Paul for allowing us use of his rumpus room on such short... Read more »

Great moments in routine throws to the infield

Great moments in routine throws to the infield
June 28th (In the bottom 13th, Troy Tulowitski stands at 1st base, pondering the lateness of the hour, and the likelihood of him making it to the midnight showing of Cars 2.  He leans toward 1st base coach, Glenallen Hill) Troy Tulowitski: Hey, Glenny Glenallen Hill: Hm? Tulowitzki: Remember playing ball back in grade school,... Read more »
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