White Sox holiday gifts that merit my mockery
Has it already gotten to December 24th without a post mocking some of the odder gift selections on whitesox.com? That's embarrassing! Certainly more embarrassing than the concept of writing a post such as this in the first place!
If you're really hard-up for White Sox news, it is
. More on that later, especially if it moves beyond the conceptual level. rumored that they're open to trading Gavin Floyd
All the images below are product views from the store on whitesox.com. Yes, even the last one.
What makes your garden-variety moneyclip into a $70 moneyclip? Why, slapping a small piece of dirty leather and yarn on it, of course! I enjoy that this plays on the concept that some people are so rabidly devoted to the sport of baseball that they will consume anything that contains an association to it. I've met some of those people, and I often envy them, just not in times like this. And oh, what if your loved one doesn't appreciate the fact that you spent $70 to have a baseball skin-grafted onto a perfectly good moneyclip? Aw, that would just be tragic,