Has it already gotten to December 24th without a post mocking some of the odder gift selections on whitesox.com? That's embarrassing! Certainly more embarrassing than the concept of writing a post such as this in the first place!
If you're really hard-up for White Sox news, it is rumored that they're open to trading Gavin Floyd. More on that later, especially if it moves beyond the conceptual level.
All the images below are product views from the store on whitesox.com. Yes, even the last one.