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Posts tagged "Diet"

Feel The Burn

I hate working out. I hate the machines, I hate the weights, and I hate the skinny girl who’s been on the treadmill for 45 minutes. She’s light and springy and breaking only a light sweat. I’m slogging away, wearing black baggy sweats and a Star Trek t-shirt that reads, “Resistance is Futile.” There’s got... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
December 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm
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Shop-o-Rama

I have fallen prey to the siren song of the discount, the ever-present lure of a bargain. Yes, I have started shopping at Costco. It’s worlds away from regular, everyday shopping, and I like it. And why not? It’s a land of wonderment, where you can buy gallon jugs of olive oil, rice by the... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
November 10, 2011 at 6:09 pm
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Somebody Bring Me Some Ham

I want pizza. Not a slice, not a square, but the whole magilla. I want extra cheese, olives, mushrooms and turkey pepperoni if you have it, please. I want a pie the size of a hubcap, and I want it five minutes ago. Never mind that I have pizza only rarely due to the devastating... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
September 28, 2011 at 7:37 pm
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The Caffeine Fiend

Every so often, I try to quit drinking coffee. I’m not a heavy user; one cup a day is the norm. But in vulnerable moments, I fall prey to Über-health nuts who insist coffee is evil. I don’t know why I listen. I love my coffee. It is a happy, rainbow/unicorn/fuzzy ducky thing that has... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
September 22, 2011 at 9:23 pm
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