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Posts tagged "Celebrities"

My Own Personal Love Boat

I’ve always had a thing for unattainable men. It started at a young age, when I was devastated that Donny Osmond got married. I’m not sure why; it’s not like I was in the running or anything. I was a loyal admirer and knew the opening theme from the “Donny & Marie Show” by heart... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
March 17, 2012 at 10:52 am
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Feel The Burn

I hate working out. I hate the machines, I hate the weights, and I hate the skinny girl who’s been on the treadmill for 45 minutes. She’s light and springy and breaking only a light sweat. I’m slogging away, wearing black baggy sweats and a Star Trek t-shirt that reads, “Resistance is Futile.” There’s got... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
December 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm
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When Did I Become Obsolete?

Really, when was it? One minute I’m trying to decode REM lyrics, the next minute I’m trying to figure out why in the hell kids today have to play their music so damn loudly. Bands I listened to in my youth are now featured on oldies stations. TV shows have decided that “Seriously riiight?” is... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
November 22, 2011 at 5:05 pm
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Fighting Crime with Really Big '80s Hair

Ok, this is HUGE news. According to the news feed I get from Yahoo… “KITT, the flame-throwing, river-jumping, talking muscle car from the `80s TV show ‘Knight Rider,’ is up for sale. Restored to its debut-season glory, the modified black 1982 Pontiac Trans Am is offered at $149,995 at a Dublin auto dealership.” Let’s start... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
October 27, 2011 at 8:44 pm
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Goop, Schmoop

I seem to have a growing irritation with all things Gwyneth Paltrow. I think she’s a decent enough actress — that isn’t my issue. I think it’s her declarative statements about how she’s just a normal gal, and her recent self-positioning as a “lifestyle guru” that have me a bit irked. (She also considers herself... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
September 15, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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Gypsies, Pants, and Sleeves

I’ve been thinking about outfits lately. Not mine, necessarily, but the fashion choices of the world at large. I have seen some people who look very stylish and put together. I have also seem some folks who make choices that are just…unfortunate. A typical mall walk will produce some cringe-worthy looks, but I think it’s... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
September 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm
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It's the End of World As We Know It, and I Feel Meh...

Ok, it’s probably not the end of the world, but it very well may be one of the harbingers of the imminent decline of American civilization. Forget the economy, folks, we have something scarier on our hands… I just found out that Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson named their child Bronx Mowgli. Bronx. Mowgli. Can... Read more »
By Jenny I.,
August 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm
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