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Archive for January 2012

Get Off My Lawn

Ribbon Candy has spontaneously materialized in my purse. I’m not sure what to make of this. I’m going through an odd phase. Last  week I woke up thinking it was Wednesday, when it was actually Tuesday, on Wednesday I realized too late that my socks didn’t match, and to add insult to injury, I left... Read more »

Here She Is...

I’ve decided that I would like to be the next Miss America. I am not kidding. I think I’d be great.  Yes, I’m too old. I have no discernable talent. I am not perky, dedicated to public service, or particularly graceful. But I still think this could work. My current beef with the pageant is... Read more »