For those intimate times when you're hoping they'll be a little bit more "piggy" you can now enjoy Bacon flavored lube to get you in the mood!
From the company that brings you everything bacon flavored: Baconaisse, Bacon Salt, Bacon Ranch, they have just released a new product for those "adult activities" you enjoy so much - lubricant that smells (and I'm sure tastes) just like Bacon.
For just under $12 you can buy your own bottle of "massage oil/personal lubricant" to use as you please. Here's how it's described on the site:
No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns.
Just Keep It Sizzlin' with baconlube. They'll be bacon for more.
Buy some now....and be sure to tell me how it tastes!