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Chicago finally makes top 10...for our penises

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Apparently the boys in Chicago are packing some heft in their pants, but not as much as those boys in New Orleans.

Speciality condom manufacturer and reseller Condomania recently took at look at what guys were buying to see who has the biggest one of all, and although we're not number one Chicago ranked number 9 overall.  Illinois didn't do that great, coming in at only number 17 on the state-by-state comparison.

In 2004 Condomania began selling the They Fit brand of condoms that come in 76 different sizes, ranging in length from 3" to 10" and width from "super slim to extra roomy" so using the sales data they've come up with a list of the top 15 cities where boys to have the biggest packages.  If you're interested to see how you "measure up" go ahead and download the Fit Kit.  And don't worry about feeling bad about the numbers because the measuring guide uses letters to measure...and no Z is not the longest!  If you need help measuring, let me know.

Click through to see the full city and state lineup.

I wonder what city you'll be visiting soon?

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size
1.New Orleans
2.Washington DC
3.San Diego
4.New York City
5.Phoenix
6.Portland
7.Atlanta
8.San Francisco
9.Chicago
10.St. Louis
11.Seattle
12.Miami
13.Indianapolis
14.Columbus
15.Boston
16.Denver
17.Los Angeles
18.Detroit
19.Philadelphia
20.Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size
1.New Hampshire
2.Oregon
3.New York
4.Indiana
5.Arizona
6.Hawaii
7.Louisiana
8.Massachusetts
9.Alabama
10.Washington
11.New Mexico
12.California
13.Arkansas
14.Nevada
15.Virginia
16.Tennessee
17.Illinois
18.Oklahoma
19.South Dakota
20.Georgia
21.Pennsylvania
22.Mississippi
23.Michigan
24.Florida
25.Rhode Island
26.Kansas
27.Maryland
28.Minnesota
29.Vermont
30.Connecticut
31.Wisconsin
32.New Jersey
33.North Dakota
34.Idaho
35.Texas
36.Missouri
37.Montana
38.Ohio
39.Nebraska
40.Colorado
41.Maine
42.North Carolina
43.Delaware
44.South Carolina
45.Kentucky
46.West Virginia
47.Alaska
48.Iowa
49.Utah
50.Wyoming

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  • makes you want to go to New Orleans doesn't it?

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