I've always loved how toilet paper manufacturers do such an amazing job of advertising their product without ever really describing exactly what their product is used for, I guess it's because we all know what it's for and don't care to hear the gory details?
Perhaps you need the Comfort Wipe then....
But I think that I like this dance remix version better
What do you think? Are you dialing your phones now to get a Comfort Wipe for yourself....heck we want to get one just for the hell of it!