"Thanks, but I'm going to be eating at my desk today, I've got a few things I need to get done."
Fact of the matter is, you'd rather put a bullet in your head than listen to still another episode of "Little Joey goes Pee-Pee in the Toi-Toi all by Hisself."
May as well read something.
Almost forgot that Owl Jones is making his way across the U.S. to go fishing. Click around and play catch up.
Going to Montana Soon, Going to be a Dental Floss Tycoon (Okay, I elaborated a bit. Couldn't help myself).
Otherwise, in no particular order . . . .
That's probably too much to read, so take a long break and look busy.
Little Joey went Poo-Pee in the Toi-Toi recently and do you really want to hear all about that?