Posts tagged "Koyie Hill"
My sister Mandy texted me last night and made a very valid point. There was an event in Saturday’s Cubs game that pretty much requires a blog post, if not a ticker tape parade and a nationally televised speech by Barack Obama. Koyie Fucking Hill got a fucking hit. The end.
After another 0-for-3 performance yesterday, Koyie Fucking Hill is batting .037 this spring. He has a grand total of one hit in 27 at-bats, and has walked once. I apologize for even subjecting you to those statistics; typing them made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. Welington Castillo, a 23-year-old catching prospect... Read more »