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Humor Vault Headlines

78% of sports fans think sports polls are just made up Rookie outfielder hears about upcoming road trip, excitedly packs up car with snacks and cooler Amid offseason chaos, Al Davis accidentally signs Dan Marino, an alpaca and a ham sandwich to separate free agent deals

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Jason Kidd surprised to learn that NBA Championship Trophy made of lightweight paper, Scotch tape Friends, family concerned about Ozzie Guillen after grammatically correct, curse-free Tweet Shaq “always thought free throws were only worth half a point,” now sees why everyone wanted him to practice them so much

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After championship loss, Brad Stevens tosses crumpled up game plan toward garbage, misses badly Nationals manager Jim Riggleman clearly trying really hard not to laugh while telling reporters team could be good this year
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Humor Vault Headlines

With lockout looming, Favre unsure how to confuse fans about potential comeback Dozens injured, three dead after NFL’s “Bring your daughter to work day” Packers fan regrets rash decision to buy hundreds of dollars of “NFC Champions” gear prior to Super Bowl

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Kevin Durant’s career actually just a long-term plan to secure job as Thunder’s mascot Red Sox plan to intimidate visitors by replacing Green Monster with actual green monster Cleveland Browns politely asking other GMs if they’ll make draft picks for them

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Pujols wants 10-year deal but would settle for being King of St. Louis and an unlimited supply of Arby’s Beef ‘n Cheddars Carmelo Anthony regrets trade demand after being shipped to Pittsburgh Pirates High school basketball player accused of sexual assault after misinterpreting coach’s demand to penetrate
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