Dear Abel Tesfaye (The Weeknd),
Hello my name is Eliza Siep! I was kind of thinking that maybe I would introduce myself being that I really want to work with you and be in one of your music videos. See, I am kind of a dreamer, except for the fact that I like to dream out loud, really, really loud. I am pretty sure that this blog is going to set off some kind of google news alert that your PR person, manager and label check on a frequent basis to look for activity, as they should be. I mean lets face it, our dreams are considered actual news, right?! Anyway, I would work really hard to be the best visual extension of your music that I could be. It would be an honor to get to work with you in any way, shape, or form. No, I will not hold it against you that I have had to listen to your music via YouTube, skipping songs on Pandora and iHeartRadio for months on months. I used to listen to Soundcloud but, uhhhhyaknow...... you decided to end that relationship for me. Don't worry, I am not trying to be your friend or sit down and have a heart to heart. I simply just long to work with and for the best of the best artists in the world. Thank you for taking the time to read this. I hope that you find my hustle clever. None to fear, I added pictures of myself and my contact info on to this blog to make it easy for your manager, PR person, and label to see and find me. Thank you for releasing me from the bondage of me perma listening to Fever Ray. You are the new Morrissey.