Posts in category "Humor"

I always wanted to be just like the mini-skirt wearing mama that socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.

Don’t all mothers? Once we have children, we become fierce, protective warriors. We may let things go that negatively affect ourselves, but never our children or the way we choose to raise those children. Do or say whatever you’d like, I don’t care, but when it’s my child, beware. Usually not one for conflict or confrontation, I tend to... Read more »

I haven't eaten this much crap since the aftermath of 9/11

        Yep, I’m eating french fries again. After the horrific attacks of 9/11, I was anxiety-ridden, overwhelmed with sadness and lived in a chronic state of terrified fear. So I did what every red-blooded American does, I began to eat crap. I couldn’t watch the news, read a newspaper or pass by a magazine cover without eating something... Read more »

My Baneful Breakfast, Coffee and Gummi Bears

            Yes, I know. It’s unhealthy. Dicey even. Sugar is so bad for your health. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Fuel is needed to get you through the day. Protein a must. I know. I know. I know. Stop judging me. Normally I try to eat healthy... Read more »

The Joy of Cooking from a Community Cookbook

My favorite hobby is eating. Growing up, our family talked about what we were having for lunch at breakfast, and dinner’s menu, during lunch. On a recent gloomy February morning, the kind of day where the lights need to be on from the moment you get out of bed, I grabbed a handful of cookbooks... Read more »