Archive for May 2012

How to Keep a Journal After 4th Grade

How to Keep a Journal After 4th Grade
As someone who was once an 8-year-old girl, I’ve owned many diaries. These diaries all came in different shapes and sizes and colors, but each one always had two things in common. Every diary came with a lock, promising unparalleled levels of protection for my deepest darkest 8-year-old secrets, and every diary contained approximately 3... Read more »

How To Speak Yogi

How To Speak Yogi
This is a fictional conversation, just for fun! Smile, it’s a beautiful friday! Yogi Berrasana: Oh, you beautiful soul! Look how you’re glowing today! (hey, what’s up?) FroYogi : My heart’s love! Yes, I feel that my chakras are all balanced nicely today. How’s your energy flow? (Hi! Not much. It’s a good day, how are... Read more »

Happy Freaking Graduanniversary.

Happy Freaking Graduanniversary.
To my fellow 2011 college grads: Well guys, it’s been a year. An entire wallet-emptying, heart-breaking, long-houred, crappy-paying, ball-busting year. And if you’re anything like me, you have absolutely nothing to show for it. Our lives are infinitely shittier than they were a year ago, when all that mattered was that last final exam and... Read more »
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Self-Diagnosed Food Addict Meets Juice Cleanse - DAY 3!

To catch up on anything you missed, here’s Day 1 and Day 2! Day 3: so close, yet so far. From the minute I woke up, I had a very stong feeling that this day would suck more than the other two, and I was right. Besides the fact that it was my last day of... Read more »

Self-Diagnosed Food Addict Meets Juice Cleanse - Day 2

Self-Diagnosed Food Addict Meets Juice Cleanse - Day 2
To see the entire journey so far, here’s Day 1. Day 2 – YAHHOOO Day 2 was definitely more enjoyable than Day 1, and I even took on a grocery store (which is not an adventure for the cleansing faint of heart)! But, before I can go into how the actual day went, I was... Read more »

Self-Diagnosed Food Addict Meets Juice Cleanse – Day 1

Self-Diagnosed Food Addict Meets Juice Cleanse – Day 1
First: Let me give credit to my friend, Yoga Mom, for inspiring me through her own Juice Journey. Day 1 – (Law & Order Intro Sound: Bum Bumm) I started out on my juice cleanse adventure with an extremely upbeat attitude. I was excited to see where this no-food-for-3-days experiment would lead me. My excitement... Read more »
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