It took me a while to get used to twitter but as it turns out, it is not the most used app on my phone and has taken over from google and wikipedia as my sources of information. There are twitter accounts for everything and anything you can think of. From the funny to the fundraiser to the serious to the informative. Literally anything you need can be found on twitter. There are also some very funny twitter accounts. I don't mean "joke with a punchline" kind of funny. I am talking funny gimmick kind of funny. Read on and you will understand. Here is the list.
Dean Norris. Twitter handle @deanjnorris
You probably know him as "Hank" from Breaking Bad but Dean Norris is actually one of the funniest people on twitter. I am not sure when it started but he started saying "Fuck You" to his twitter followers and it has become a claim to fame to have been told FU by Mr.Norris. He will even tailor your Fuck You depending on where you are from. "A Vodka Fuck You" to a russian, "Fuck your Paella" to his Spanish fans. It might sound silly but it is the most endearing FU that you are ever likely to receive! Here are a few more
Nathan Fielder : twitter handle @nathanfielder
Nathan Fielder is a Canadian born comedian. His gimmick is more of a social experiment. He asks you to text strange things to your loved ones. For example, most recently, he asked that you text your significant other saying "I have not been completely honest with you" and you are not allowed to write back or answer your phone for an hour and then post the screenshot of the replies on twitter! As mean as it sounds, it was hilarious! Some people had heard of the gag and responded with a "Fuck Nathan Fielder" where others went into full blown crazy mode and demanded a reply. Here are two of the replies.
Louis C.K : twitter handle @louisck
O.K. So, Louis C.K is hilarious in any way shape or form whether it be Live or via twitter. He has taken to twitter in an attempt maybe to help people lighten up and not be so offended. He plans on doing this by offending EVERYBODY. Even the nicest most sincere tweets. He will respond with an asshole comment. Here are a few examples.
Rob Delaney : Twitter handle @robdelaney
Rob Delaney is pretty hilarious anyway, aside from his twitter. His twitter, however, tends to brighten up many a day for his followers. He will tweet the most ridiculous question to the most famous of celebrities. The questions however could be misunderstood for being serious. This is the genius behind the plan. Really, follow him and you will get more than a few laughs a day.
Conan O'Brien : twitter handle @conanobrien
Conan is one of the funniest people alive and was a Simpsons writer before he got his own T.V show. He writes the funniest tweets on Twitter and a follow is a must. I am not going to post any of his tweets because they are pretty much all hilarious.
If you have any more suggestions, why don't you maybe follow me and let me know who I should be following!