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Accidentally Sexy's Ana Fernatt is Absolut(ly) Single!

By The Queer Guy, September 8, 2010 at 5:14 pm
That's right boys; she is back on the market! And to mark this auspicious occasion, Ana will be hosting a "Back on The Market" Party @
Ladies Come out and help this young, vivacious, beautiful woman celebrate her freedom! 
And guys, you can buy her a drink)!!!
So here are the details:

          Date/Time:
           Friday, September 10.  I'll be arriving around 8:00 p.m.


Location:

The Fifty/50, 2047 West Division (between Damen and Hoyne)

Booze:

There will be an Absolut Hosted Cocktail Reception from 8:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. and for one night only, the bar will be renaming their new Absolut Corazon cocktail as the Accidentally Sexy.  At 24 oz and only $10, the drink is a mix of Absolut Mandarin vodka, Absolut Ruby Red vodka, blood orange juice, pomegranate juice, club soda and Sprite.  Everything about that sounds freaking delicious!

Bring: 

The douchiest picture of your ex.  I will a) personally deface it, making it into a one-of-a-kind work of art, b) if it is judged to be the douchiest of the night, you will win a Fifty/50 t-shirt. That way, when you wake up in a totally awesome haze the next morning, you will a t-shirt to remind you where you were the night before.

Win: 

Since I'm freshly single and need some liquid encouragement, the Fifty/50 is giving me a table with a bottle of booze. You can get in on this too! Leave your worst break-up story in the comments section and you could win a coveted table reservation to the party for you and five of your friends. The table comes with a $30 credit for your table's final bill.  The only rule is that you have to be there by 9:00 p.m.  The winner will be contacted on Friday morning. Nothing quite says sexy like a little VIP pampering.

Put this on your calendars!! Sign up on the Facebook invite and start snooping at the talent!

Now, go ahead and tell Ana.  What is your worst break up story?  It might just lead to your best make out story with this prize...

             As always, check here for the Terms & Conditions.

 

As well as winning on Ana's page, I am also gonna give a way a table to a guy that leaves the BEST pick-up line (and you have to use it on Ana the night of the party)!!  Get out the cheese guys!!!


Also, I will be there to help judge the Douchiest Ex Picture Contest as well as give advice (unsolicited, of course).


Hope to see you all there!

Filed under: Accidentally Sexy, Ana Fernatt, Dating, Guys, Sex, Single, Singles Soiree

Tags: Absolut Vodka, Accidentally Sexy, Ana Fernatt, Dating, Sex, Singles Event

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  • AnaFernatt said September 8, 2010 at 12:00 am

    That picture is from a two years ago...I'm a lot cuter now :)

  • chicagodaniel said September 8, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to AnaFernatt:

    Like that is possible!!!! :-)

  • EdDeline said September 8, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to AnaFernatt:

    I think we need a new picture!!!

  • chicagodaniel said September 8, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to EdDeline:

    hold on let me get one!!! ANA!!! email me something HOT!!!

  • alexquigley said September 8, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to EdDeline:

    I will a) personally deface it, making it into a one-of-a-kind work of art

    Oh man, those I gotta see.

  • chicagodaniel said September 8, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to alexquigley:

    Awesome, you can take a seat at my table! :-)

  • AnaFernatt said September 9, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to alexquigley:

    I carry a sharpie on my keychain for just such purposes!

  • chicagodaniel said September 8, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to EdDeline:

    and that is not a very good pick-up line!!! NEXT!

  • AnaFernatt said September 9, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to EdDeline:

    I told Daniel I was going to send him a bunch last night. I totally lied and went to sleep instead, lol.

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